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Tails of Cabbit

        And there was once a perfectly normal
        man who, without reason, took
        the form of a unknown creature which
        appears to be a cat-rabbit
        hybrid, or cabbit.

        This strange occurence though,
        did not seem strange as it should
        be, for it was like any other
        common everyday occurence,
        like a setting sun or a cloud formation.

        No one found it strange, or maybe just
        that everyone was too occupied to
        give a damn about anything.

        So it was strange only to one person,
        the one who was suddenly covered in furs, grew
        a large-bushy feet, a long fluffy tail,
        and a feet long, dangling cat ears.
        He had a big-round belly too, fluffy too of course.

        Really, the cabbit man was wondering
        if there was anything weird going on,
        for the mechanics of his days went
        mostly unaltered. The days went the same,
        before and after cabbit started
        preferring carrots for dinner and
        fishbones for snacks.

        He walked to work as usual (or ran if he overslept).
        He'd generally be ignored, and likewise ignore
        everyone else. The few people he had to
        mandatorily interact with did not report
        any strange occurence, aside from the
        coffee machine malfunctioning.

        It's a tale to be only told to the cold winds
        blowing where-ever the greener plains.
        The only thing strange is the act, itself, of
        asking people around if they have noticed something
        strange about him.

        Nothing has changed. Not a bit at all, reassured
        himself the cabbit. It's still the same.

        But things have changed, whether cabbit
        acknowledge them or not. Cabbit action's
        imperceptibly and gradually changed.

        He grew less and less wary of what other people
        think. He found it now easier to approach people.
        He would find it impersonal for someone to remark
        on his poor work performance or bad manners.
        He's now less distracted on general stupidity of
        people and more increasingly interested on rabbit burrows.
        He wouldn't even dare resisting scratching
        himself in front of people, women or not.

        A nostalgic feeling reunited with him.
        It was initially hard to interpret but cannot
        be mistaken for something else. He can only
        categorize feelings into two: happiness and sadness.
        Happiness is anything that makes him feel better,
        and sadness that is something that does not.
        It's been long a time since felt this.

        The reason for this is that
        the meager politics of everyday life
        and social status went outside the circle
        of concerns of a 5'8 cabbit who
        at this moment, was absentmindedly dreaming
        of a fruit salad. He sat with most possible
        laziness at his cubicle and tended to his fur
        instead of his work.

        And so the days went. And it went
        some more. Some more days passed
        until his coworkers unanimously agreed
        that cabbit's attitude crossed
        the border of tolerance.

        Forget about culture fit, the clothes he
        wears rarely fits, too large or too small.
        Whatever, I didn't pick them, my mum
        got them for me, defended cabbit as the
        proper dress code was lectured to him.

        He smells, one coworkers puts it bluntly.
        Cabbit took pride is his musk, and thought otherwise.

        He needs to shave a bit, remarked another one.
        It's going to take him hours everyday
        to keep himself clean-shaven. He'd
        rather spend the time idling around.

        He has been caught several times
        listening to other people's converstation,
        which is sort of an inversely figurative way of saying
        that his ears get in the way. They are
        just too loud, cabbit rebutted.

        You're fired, concluded the boss.

        Very well. It was for the benefit for
        all the parties involved. Cabbit just
        realized he didn't have any reason
        to continue working in that place. Heck,
        why even work in the first place?

        So the epiphany descended upon cabbit's
        realm of consciousness. He mulled
        on a calm sunny evening while
        lying on a sunbathed grass. He made
        solid (twisted) points to himself denouncing the concept
        of labor and it's detrimental effects
        to mankind.

        His arguments were sound,
        but sadly inconceivable to the common kind,
        such as his previous coworkers who were too lacking
        to understand the idea of losing their mind
        because frankly they likely
        didn't have one to begin with.
        He, for a short while, considered sharing
        his 10-minute thesis to like-minded people
        to bring about a change to the crippled world.

        But he quickly perished the thought for
        he now considers himself apart from the
        doomed race of homo sapiens. A cabbit
        is in no obligation to go around convincing
        people that they are functioning below
        the acceptable intellectual level
        of a sentient entity.

        Cabbit, from that remarkable day under the sun,
        gave up all his goals and dreams in his life.
        He will live his life without direction,
        a happy, uncaged mammal that has no purpose
        in life, except to live, to graze the evergreen garden.
        Just as it should be. Heaven is not a tangible
        place, it's a peaceful state of the mind.

        So he embarked on his lifelong journey
        to further explore this evergreenlasting pastures,
        without the burden of guilt, disapointmnents
        and expectations. He's in the middle
        of a metrocity, but that didn't deter cabbit
        from finding a greener grass.

        Currently, he's in a park not
        far from where he used to live, sitting alone
        on a bench with a view of skycraping towers,
        decorated with clouded teal skies.
        Grasses smother his bushy feet as he idly
        swings his feet back and forth.

        His health has not degraded since
        his unemployment for a week now. It has
        in fact, improved greatly. He doesn't
        eat as much as he did before but he is sufficiently
        well-fed. The excess food he felt needed to consume
        acted only as a replishment from
        the damages incurred by the surrounding hostilities.

        Cabbit's eye fixated on a distinct cloud
        that took the shape of an idea in his mind.
        No one should have to die of hunger.
        No one shouldn't have to dedicate
        their life hunting for food. It's a
        law imposed by nature to
        helpless creatures incapable
        of constructing self-supporting,
        maintenance-free systems
        designed for survival.

        Cabbit managed to hold himself
        from being intoxicated by a familiar
        feeling of irratation. He was, but
        no longer, a human being. The mundane
        matters no longer for cabbit.

        Happiness is moderated selfishness
        that doesn't encumber coexisting
        lifeforms.

        He gazed away from civilization
        for the second time, and thought
        about what to have for lunch.
        He managed to save quite a bit
        of fortune by living a spartan life.
        He also sold all his modest possessions,
        saving just a few spare clothes.
        It'll be a while, a year or two,
        before he starts worrying about food.

        A week more passed and a pattern
        of lifestyle emerged. Cabbit
        abandoned the idea of staying
        on a fixed location and calling
        it home. It was too restrictive,
        moreso for cabbit who was still
        searching for the greener pastures.

        The current season is temperamental,
        so sleeping outdoors at night is
        bearable--or very cozy in cabbit's
        vocabulary.

        He'd spend the night sleeping
        in a park bench. His long ears
        would protude lazily on his sides,
        his belly, round and wide, face
        the stars as he snores in
        deep slumber.

        On daytime, he spends the time searching
        for another park to hang-out,
        while looking out for supermarkets
        to quench his thirst and hunger.
        All other establishments are
        just decorative monuments that
        serve only to shade him from the mid-day heat.

        On lucky times, the park he'd stay
        on will have a nearby library, where
        he could borrow books that
        he would then leisurely read under
        the afternoon shadow of a tree,
        or at night at the glow of a streetlight.

        Sometimes, the park he' stay
        on will have a playground in it.
        He would architect middling sand figures,
        or he would drag himself down on a slide.
        He stayed away from swings though,
        those things made him feel sick.

        In the absence of literary materials or
        playgrounds, cabbit spends the day
        just daydreaming or watching people.

        In parks there would be children of ages,
        and although he is part rabbit, people
        labeled him as a predator. They see
        the cat in him, he wondered. At times, he was
        prematurely evicted from the park.
        Cabbit learned his ways and kept his gaze
        on other living things that are inviolable
        to his presence.

        During the first days of his adventure,
        he changed his old ways of avoiding people.
        He turned sociable and approached random people
        at whim. He greeted a saleslady bystanding
        on a vegetable section and asked what
        her favorite vegetables are, and the
        saleslady smiled back and convinced
        cabbit to buy a cartful of expensive fruits.
        A nice person, remarked the cabbit.

        He took his extroversion to another level.
        While he sat on a park once, he asked
        a man in suit passing by how's
        the weather. The man gave him a detailed
        report that the rest of the day will be
        sunny and partially cloudy. An
        expression professionalism or caustic
        remark, cabbit would never know.

        Then it rained pretty hard afterwards, what
        a damn liar. Cabbit thought that the man
        was probably an amateur weatherman
        for he did not make extensive use of
        weasel words to make his claims
        less strong and more true.

        Mother nature sure held up, for the
        rain lasted long and strong.

        It was the first time cabbit encountered
        rain since his journey. The shelters
        he took for granted welcomed him without
        discrimination, even with warning signs
        of pets being forbidden.

        He shook his sopping wet fur dry
        on the front entrance of a hotel.
        He took an empty seat in the lobby
        and wiped himself futher dry.

        Cabbit still hasn't given up all
        things that are human.
        He still wore clothes, and would
        feel shame in not doing so.
        You have much to learn, the idle cat
        next to him said (he thinks).

        He got up and went to the nearest bathroom.
        The bathroom was well-maintained, as expected
        of a multi-starred hotel. He took off his outer
        clothing and placed them under a heater.
        He eyes wandered around as he counted one
        to my-clothes-are-now-dry (he assigned it a value of 900).

        He met gaze with a fluffy bunny, who
        was wearing a curious look. Cabbit was
        staring at a mirror, although it took
        him a while to realize that. It's
        been weeks already since he last
        met himself on a mirror.

        "Who are you, what's your name?"
        he interrogated the unclothed bunny on the mirror.
        Cabbit took a portion of his finite time
        to ponder the question.

        In his mind, his name was John and
        he worked as an administrative
        aide at a community college.
        In his words, "I am a free, unnamed creature
        that need not artificial designations to
        allude or be alluded to. I am a new
        species that still has undiscovered
        ecological functions."

        His internal counter was halfway through,
        still about several minutes until his clothes
        are dry. He gazed out into the window.
        Being alone, all cold and sober in a
        mournful weather took cabbit
        a brief memory trip back
        to a thousand yesterdays.

        His life was an uneventful one.
        The remarkable memories were sadly unremarkable.
        A lot of it was spending time with
        animals. On memories that included
        people in it, it was ...

        His internal counter finished, and his clothes
        were dry--his approximation surprisingly
        accurate. Cabbit had second thoughts,
        followed by third ones, fourth, fifth,
        until the tenth one, where he decided
        that clothes were just artefacts
        from his former life. He has decided
        to drop some human aspects.

        The shame only lies to a cabbit
        who has a need to clothe himself.

        He left the bathroom barely clothed,
        proud and erect.

        Several seconds elapsed and steps taken,
        two fully clothed personnels rushed to him,
        seized him by the arms, and threw cabbit out
        of the establishment.

        While unevenly spread on the concrete floor,
        his right cheek faced the ground and his eyes
        fixed on a scenery he rarely witnessed.
        It was the world, tilted on the side.
        A twisted perception is an art in itself.
        The strong smell of asphalt completed
        the artistry.

        He lay motionless, admiring the drizzling
        sky over the monumental establishments.
        He was uncomfortable for sure,
        but he felt no urge to move or get up.
        He should be angry and protest why he was thrown
        out, but he instead just exhaled a sigh.

        Cabbit has no cage to restrict movement,
        he has all the freedom to decide his actions.
        It is therefore, to his own preference,
        that he lay on the ground while he
        ponders what he should be doing next.

        Then the entrance doors behind him opened,
        a clothed arm stretched out and threw his clothes
        to his side. It was gesture that was annotated with
        words like freak, creep, or weirdo.

        He regained his posture and put on his clothes.
        A thought occured to him, although it was currently
        untranslatable to his own natural language.
        Something's not right. What isn't right?
        Cabbit put on his clothes back as he tried
        to settle himself an explanation of being wrong.

        What isn't right is something which is wrong,
        and in this case, letting himself catch a
        cold in this almost freezing afternoon.
        What isn't right is having people get affected
        by cabbit's negligence to keep himself warm.
        No, he was taken out because no unclothed animals
        are allowed in the hotel.

        He felt warmth underneath the clothes.
        Cabbit thought, there are still good things human
        to his kind. The drizzle stopped, but the sun
        still cowered overneath a fold of thick clouds.

        He started walking westwards, out of sheer whim.
        An aroma from a nearby food stall starved him prematurely.
        Hunger does not strike cabbit until there is food
        within range. He was hungry, starving in fact.
        It's been a while since cabbit felt desperate starvation
        since his journey.

        He casually walked to the stall with no regards
        to the prior event.

        Two please, cabbit said with an unsolicited smile.
        The lady behind the stall made no movement that
        indicates an acceptance of his cheeseburger order.
        He displayed patience and perseverance as he
        waited a bit more for the lady to react.

        Cabbit's stomach churned some more.
        His fur has grown about 1000 nanometers
        before the snobby bitch made a movement.
        She placed her feet on a stool and turned
        a page of the book she's reading.
        No further movement followed, aside from
        her gum-chewing actions.

        The burgers in the grill neared perfection.
        He figured that it's probably some internal
        company policy to have their feet up
        while customers die of boredom.
        He had it worse before. He waited
        an hour with him just on the line
        because he couldn't make his presence detectable.

        Oh, that's right. He forgot to say hi.

        "Hi. Can I order two cheeseburgers?
        There's only one of me but I'm taking
        two because I'm really starving right now.
        And no mustard."

        "What?" the lady finally acknowledging his presence.
        He pointed to the burgers and raised two finger
        signaling the quantity. Cabbit wonders
        whether he still speaks his english correctly.

        "Do you have money?" barked back the lady.
        It appears that she's operating under the assumption
        that cabbit has no money. He noted an occurence
        of interspecies discrimination that he will
        validate later on an idle afternoon.

        "How much?" cabbit questioned an answer.

        "Do you have money?" the lady said in
        an increasing voice.

        Cabbit took out money from his pocket,
        money enough to buy a hundred burgers.

        The gumchewing lady in moderately-stained apron
        prepared the burger with suppressed hostility
        against all things that placed her in a position
        of making burgers in a sober afternoon, things
        like her pathetic life and cabbit (mostly cabbit).

        In due time, the order placed was done.
        One burger and one icy cold soda.
        Cabbit handed a whole bill, and the lady
        took the cash and returned the change.

        Cabbit took all three things on the stall that
        rightly belongs to him and left. He didn't
        bothered counting the change for he knew
        that he was variably charged extra for
        disturbing lady's reading time.

        He has still hours to spend before sunfall
        to search for a park to rest.

        While he strolls westwards,
        he took a bite off the burger followed
        by a sip from his drink. Eating burger
        while walking gave cabbit gave a unsual
        experience that filled him with momentarily glee.

        It didn't take long for cabbit to arrive at
        a park, one that he never been to before.
        Cabbit was, for all purposes, lost in thought
        while he aimlessly walked around.
        It only occured to him what he was
        doing when he was already sitting
        on a park bench.

        He was replaying the scene that occured
        at the burger stand. Cabbit realized how
        he completely failed to communicate his intent
        with the burger lady. He indeed wonders,
        whether his voice system still supports
        english.

        From where cabbit sat and confused,
        a human being sat on a park bench across from him.
        It seems to be a highschool girl that seems
        to be looking at nothing in particular.

        "Do you understand me?" cabbit said in
        an unrestrained, startling voice
        while looking around the girl's face.

        "No, I don't..." was the girl's response.
        Her voice trailed away, along with
        her circumstancial orientation. Her voice
        was almost inaudible, but audible
        enough for cabbit's long ears.

        He was too confused, for the answer he
        expected was either a "yes" or a nil.

        "Do you understand me now?" cabbit said,
        now in a mild voice. A church bell can be
        heard from the distance, along with the noise of
        a bunch of children playing around.

        Cabbit met the girl's eyes.

        "No. Not yet anyway" was the girl's reply.

        Cabbit bit off the remains of his cheeseburger.